Someone hasn't bothered reading e-luv.

My first book, e-luv, was frankly disgusting. All sorts of unsavoury sex things going on and a main character who wouldn't make a good role model for anyone. One reviewer gave it a "smut rating" of 8.5 out of 10. So I was a bit shocked to see a copy on eBay, described as a children's book. It really isn't. So, if you're thinking about buying it for your kids, I urge you not to. Buy it for yourself instead.